Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
My butt remains clenched, sir.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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