It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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