Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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