when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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