Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
