So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
i out mim tonsoeep
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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