He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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