Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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