I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Damn victory sex feels great
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