I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
is that a dick in a sweater?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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