you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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