let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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