Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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