In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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