What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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