Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
how does that bad decision feel?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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