I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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