i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We were destined to go to rehab together
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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