4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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