he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
