I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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