physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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