We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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