I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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