Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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