Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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