She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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