fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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