I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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