guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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