But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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