I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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