Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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