now i know why i became what i already was.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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