So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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