Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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