know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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