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I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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