Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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