Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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