So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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