dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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