just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm both gender and math confused
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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