hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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