Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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