"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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