are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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