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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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