it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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