btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
