There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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