oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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