Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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