Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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