Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Randomize