Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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