Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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