Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do vagina's smell?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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