physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
